Sunday, August 27, 2006
Psychics: Predictions of the future 'baseless' now Pluto has been reassigned
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Storms in the USAPosted by SilverJade Posted by Ninja T. Penguin
(My West Texas).
The following article was intended as a humorous work of fiction.
The abrupt and unceremonial demotion of Pluto from planet to "dwarf planet" status means all fortune-telling bets are off, according to the League of Interplanetary Psychics, a group of West Hollywood, Calif., astrologists.
I. Knowitahl, president of LIP, said with Pluto out of the picture, no futures can be predicted with any degree of accuracy until further notice.
"The planets have to line up just so for futures to be predicted with precision, Knowitahl said. "If one planet is out of kilter, we can no more know when the world is going to end than some two-bit, hustling, street-corner crystal ball reader from New Orleans."
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Storms in the USAPosted by SilverJade Posted by Ninja T. Penguin
(My West Texas).
The following article was intended as a humorous work of fiction.
The abrupt and unceremonial demotion of Pluto from planet to "dwarf planet" status means all fortune-telling bets are off, according to the League of Interplanetary Psychics, a group of West Hollywood, Calif., astrologists.
I. Knowitahl, president of LIP, said with Pluto out of the picture, no futures can be predicted with any degree of accuracy until further notice.
"The planets have to line up just so for futures to be predicted with precision, Knowitahl said. "If one planet is out of kilter, we can no more know when the world is going to end than some two-bit, hustling, street-corner crystal ball reader from New Orleans."
The change in Pluto's status...
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